Hey fashionistas.
Spending more time at the gym than with your man or your children? If so, dressing mainstream is NOT in your cards.
Why, what’s wrong with Lululemon and Lolë, you ask?
Here’s the truth: Wearing Lululemon or Lolë is exactly like driving a Honda Civic or a Cavalier Z22 in 1996.
You get to the parking lot and you can’t figure out which car is yours. Fashionistas, you might like Lulu but you just have to stand out in that area as well and that includes the gym.
It’s crucial to display your social status the nanosecond you make your entrance.
A gym is like a high school recess. Show what you got, look your best, be self-absorbed, pretend to be into it and then go home looking flawless.
Flawless? but of course. Channel Kim Kardashian. She goes in every day, with her face full of make up, and leaves even better looking then when she came in. Not a single drop of sweat in sight. She makes us believe that she is dedicated and works out every day but truth is, I don’t see the least muscle tone on her. Who are you fooling, Kim?
Do you really think women want to profusely sweat in public from the most nebulous body parts? Come on. What’s the worst sensation in the world other than feeling sweat drop from between your breasts. Sweat dripping in your eyes. In your face. Rocking a red face the entire time. So. Not. Chic. What you really want to do is do your real workout at home where no one can see you and then do the easy stuff at the gym, like 5 pushups and 20 situps. “Look mom, doesn’t even hurt!”
Here are a few gym essentials every chic woman must have:
Wealthy fashionistas, I speak the truth: money can buy originality and better looks at the gym.
Sweaty Betty Run Bra $62
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Lucas Hugh Lazer Bra $105
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Helmut Lang Asymmetric cropped top $115
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Lucas Hugh Krypton Swimsuit $265
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Lucas Hugh Elite Mesh Tank $194
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Payne revel net panel t shirt $200
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Moncler Classic Vest $205
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Roberto cavalli Love Gym T-Shirt $190
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Hackett Aston Martin Racing Polo Shirt $160
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Joules Vonetta Polo Shirt $130
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Lucas Hugh Prince Albert Jacket $450
Unfamiliar with Lucas Hugh? It’s ok. All you need to know is that the line was launched by Anjhe Mules a few years ago. Anjhe worked with Marc Jacobs and McQueen (gasp!). Isn’t it exciting?
Elle MacPherson & Sienna Miller are fans, yet the biggest fan has to be the Saudi Princess who just bought the entire collection. All the clothes are manufactured in the same factory that produces the Prada and Burberry’s sportswear ranges.
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Lucas Hugh Shell Poncho $565
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Sweaty Betty Velocity Jacket $250
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Lucas Hugh Krypton Leggings $258
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NIKE Pop Art Training Capris $55
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Moncler Classic Sweat Pants $335
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Vivienne Westwood’s cotton jogging bottoms $335
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Adidas by Stella McCartney Run Performance shorts $80
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Lucas Hugh Coot Shorts $177
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Givenchy Buckled High-top Sneakers $606
ok ladies, relax. No one’s going to the gym to run a 10k.
Going to the gym is like a model attending a Lakers game. No one has the intention of finding out who the best player is- they’re just there to check out the hot males.
So fashionable gym rats, take note: these sneakers are safe for the 20 situps you’ll be performing.
p.s. love that soft color!!so cute
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Moncler’s Monaco trainers in white leather $385
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MBT sneakers $320
The award-winning “ARI sports trainers” is the original and first member of the Ultimate Activator family. What do those flying saucers exactly do?
They improve your balance, reduce your back pain, better your posture, increase muscle activity, etc.
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Lexis sneakers $735, Pierre Balmain
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Givenchy Antigona Tote Bag $2,132
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MICHAEL Michael Kors’ Grayson large monogram satchel $450
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Chloe Madeleine patent-leather duffle bag $2,350
My favorite gym bag ever. I would even GO to the gym if I got to carry this bag (I don’t go to the gym. I ‘m a total gym hater.)
So cute, you can actually have lunch afterwards with a friend without being ashamed of your bag.
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Dr Huschka fitness balm $25
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Elemis Aching Muscle Super Soak $70 – trust me, this one is good
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Molami Bight Stingray White & Silver $250
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Bight Molani earphones $150 18k gold
